Because last night I wrote something serious I challenged myself to write something funny tonight. I’m not sure I met that goal but I had fun writing it. And, depending on your sense of humor and baggage, you may or may not not find some humor in this. It does seem to get a bit dark. But it didn’t start out that way. Really.
I’m not complaining,
I’m just saying.
It’s not you that’s the problem,
Don’t you believe me?
Just a thought bubble:
Omg, How dumb do you think I am?
Are you listening to yourself?
Would you believe your own lie?
I’m so sorry, I meant to say line.
I would never lie to you
Or hurt you on purpose.
Would you notice if you hurt me “by accident?”
Thought bubble, oops maybe out loud:
I used to believe those words
I used to believe a lot of things
I used to want to believe everything I heard
and that everyone can change.
That may be true, but only if they want to.
Now I realize how absurd
believing empty words can be.
actions say more than those trite words and phrases
that roll off some people’s tongues
sometimes even with a hint of a tear,
rarely with a hint of meaning.
I believe you
All is forgiven.
Do you believe me?