Not an endorsement of Twitter, just an attempt at 280 character flash fiction, aka Twitterature.
On and off
She has a hidden switch,
On for the smiling, outgoing, talk and laugh personality,
Off for the cut you off at the knees with a flick of her eyes personality.
On is heaven,
Off is hell,
Here's wishing you another year of true love.
Here's hoping it really is true.
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