Friday, January 5, 2024



A doctor once told me if I didn't want my allergies to bother me

I shouldn't spend as much time outdoors,

I should cut down on my outdoor activities.

I didn't take his advice

  and I never went back to him.

What an idiot,

  telling a patient to avoid their lifeblood.

Instead of offering help,

  he prescribed a slow internal death.